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Bob

Have you ever....

 

 

Been so tired that you can't sleep? Then when the time comes to get up...you finally fall asleep?

 

That sucks.

 

Maybe I need to set my alarm to go off an hour after I go to bed, since my alarm always seems to put me to sleep.

 I tried warm milk...adn i discovered that wrm milk is pretty gross.

I tried counting sheep...but the taste of warm milk in my mouth made me lose count.

I've tried pills...but they make me feel like I'm made of wood when I wake up. Not the right way to wake up with wood.

 

I've tried listening to soft music...but I feel wierd listening to Kenny G by myself.

 I'd try drinking some booze...but then insomnia wouldn't be my biggest problem...getting out of jail would be.

 

So, here I sit...writing a blog that very few people will read because I can't sleep.

 

I guess I'll just go back to bed, and wait for my alarm to go off, so I can finally fall asleep.

 

By the way, I'm not kidding about the warm milk...it's nasty.

 

Goodnight.

 

-Bob. 


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Falling Asleep
bob, just count Villagers!! in your sleep and all the times you've arrested each one, works for me everytime, unless, I pick certain houses at random (in my counting of Villagers!!) and I get the home of an TrophyVillager!! then I have to stay awake thinking of all the things I gained by arresting said "trophy" villager!!, Flat car tires, flat pickup tires, stolen snowMachines, damaged snowMachines, angry kids at school, angry villageChixxx!! (whom may have lived in said home of said "TrophyVillager!!", or whom may have even been in close proximity of said house when I went in to stop the drinking party-sheeesh. Those VillageChixxx!! are touchy) If nothing works, just do what theSam!! does to sleep, Stay awake a few days and run on vanillaSteamers w/whippedCream and cookies......and then sleep, albeit, fall asleep "At Home!!" and not on theBus, not in theMovies, not eating at WalMart / Sam'sClub!! (no Relation!!) nor while driving ParaTransitBus!!-Big NoNo!! (but mrs Shwizer said I was best driver AND conversationalist EVER!! that day I... that day I fell asleep driving her back to the Nursing home.... gotta go. later dude, zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZz theSam!! ...funny thing is, this is how theSam!! looks when he's drunk!! luvs, theSam!! anchorage, alaska
ShhhLEEP
If you are so tired that you can not sleep than you are waiting too long to go to bed from the time when you first felt tired (if that makes sense). I think it is called over-tired. So a good solution would be to not wait too long when you first feel tired to go to bed but rather get ready for bed and relax before going to bed (vs. doing physical activity, i.e. chores) warm milk, sounds more like a remedy for an upset stomach. Instead --> caffeine-free chamomile tea, all NATurAL. I may sound like a health nut granola asshole, but who is the asshole that is getting good, enough, soundless sleep? Ps. To the "villager" comment ahead of mine. haha who is this numb nuts kidding? I am from the village, dude, the only reason why any girls would be crazy is because they have no education and do not know how to handle a situation which would cause such ignorance to break out. Really, quit guzzling the monarch/R&R (if you don't know how) and get a life, at least JOB CORPS. The SMH
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