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What is your favorite summer tour package?
Ozzfest
36%
Rockstar Energy Mayhem Tour
27%
Warped Tour
19%
Crue Fest
4%
Metal masters Tour
14%
Total votes: 74
Bob

Plans? Let's see.

Hi all you wonderful Bob & Mark blog readers...(both of you.)

 

The weekend is here, and I have a simple request. Respond to this blog with what your intentions are to get done before Monday.

i.e. "I plan on going out Friday and saturday night, getting by drunk on, and going home with some random hot chick each night (maybe more than one, if the tequila charm is really working for me.) Then I'm gonna have crazy animal sex with these chicks until the sun comes up...or until they beg me to stop."

 

Then, on Monday...respond with what really happened.

 

i.e. I ended up playing Halo 3 for 28 hours straight, taking breaks only to pee, and eat something that smelled like fish. I did manage to go out for a little while Sunday afternoon when my mom turned the power off in my room. I ended up at my friends house, where we played Halo 3, and he kept complaining that my breath smelled like something that smelled like fish. 

 

Let's see how hope turns into reality over the span of one Alaskan weekend.

 

By the way...

 

I plan on sitting on my ass, only to get up every now and then to work out, so that my ass I sit on will get smaller. I will be going to Platinum Jaxx tonight (Friday) to look at all the women I am too fat to talk to. Then I'll go home...eat something that smells like fish (No wife jokes please.) Then spend the next two days watching football, and farting several times. I promise you, I will NOT get laid this weekend. That is a gaurentee.

 

Thank you,

 

-Bob 


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My Weekend
I will watch the Red Sox and the Bruins games tonight and then go to bed cos I work early tomorrow at job number one(Zamboni driver at Palmer Ice Arena). I will then go home shower and check on the Red Sox game before I drive to Anchorage for job number two at KWHL. After, I will attend a party with Shanda at my friend Jamie's house where StevO will be and I assure I will NOT get laid there(even though drunk StevO might hit on me, I will resist). Then off to bed where I might get laid(and If I do I will tell Bob about it repeatedly for all the times he was getting laid and I was not) and up early again for job number one on Sunday. I will also set my DVR to record the Cowboys and Patriots game. Then drive back to Anchorage for my two flag football games. Yes I am the kicker and the goal posts are so nice and wide compared to that indoor crap!!! After which I will come home and think about my upcoming two days off from work and call Bob and tell him about the impending sex I am going to have and wait for him to tell me to fuck off and hang up. I will then have that sex and laugh as I think of Bob not having sex.
A Few Days Late And A Couple Hundred Dollars Short!!
...funny thing is, this is how theSam!! looks when he's drunk!! luvs, theSam!! anchorage, alaska lessee.... since theSam!! has been away from theBAM site for a bit, sorry, but sluthead, daily kittenz and my own silly blog take presede.. preceden.. Antecedents over thee my fiend!! Thee and your sideKick mark. anyhow... theSam!! will open up his "DailyAgenda", black note book (availababable,able!! at WalMart for about $10 and good for an entire year I might add) Friday the12Oct 2007 1000hrs: jamaican Landlady barged in Apt again to shut OFF my alarm clock that had been buzzing since 0800hrs. How do I know that she barged in and shut off theAlarm clock that was keeping everyone else in theApts above, me, below me and next to me Awake / Annoyed?! theGanja cloud was still wafting in my room hours after I woke up all by myself.....feeling just Awesome!! Ok.. anywah. 1010, ganja permaSmile on my face, did shower, dress and run down the street for the bus stop, 1015, did run back to Apt for shoes!!, and LOCK up Apt, (not that it matters anyway, if theLandLady even thinks that I have a woman stashed away or have snuck a friend or two into theApt, she checks while I'm gone) 1018, wait for Bus..... 1030, Bus # 45 still not here in MtView!! 1045, theBus finally shows up around theCorner a mile down theStreet. 1055, theBus still sitting there a mile down the street after first stop upon round theCorner a mile down the .... 1115, quietly slip into theChippedCup!!, a Restaurante where I slave away behind theGrill!! (and then when I've cleaned theBackside of theGrill!!, swept, mopped, gathered enough discarded freedom fries to call it Lunch, I work OVER theGrill!!, picking out theDust Covers and soaking them & scrubbing them of Grease, smallBirds, Mice nests, spiders etc) I was late for work, btw, because an wheelChair rider w/ a phenominal memory, bad eyesight (and an telescope to SEE with) decided to "Act Up", thus making the bus late and making me late. I tell ya', some of those ParaTransit riders that you meet are "unforgiving", but I won't tell you that story, Some other day, but not now. Anyway, It's Payday!! so after I deposit my $2 into theBank account...... Basically, theSam!!'s weekend was same ol' same ol' my ferns!! All work and no play. Gee Bob, if you try cranberry and vodka, eat pie & ice cream at theBars theChixxx!! will come. erhh.. Into theBar and they'll drink and socialize with "someone else", I guarantee that!! and then, I go back to my Apt and watch cSpan till theEarlyMorning (lateNight) edition local news rebroadcasts and some Purcell chick!! begs me to stop watching!! you should ask every... I mean, Both of us Readers what we plan on doing this Last weekend of October!? Maybe by Nov I'll have posted an answer. later My frid, theSam!! whom his little black book cannot officially be opened or quoted from until 5yrs from date of "days" entry!!
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