Hi all you wonderful Bob & Mark blog readers...(both of you.)
The weekend is here, and I have a simple request. Respond to this blog with what your intentions are to get done before Monday.
i.e. "I plan on going out Friday and saturday night, getting by drunk on, and going home with some random hot chick each night (maybe more than one, if the tequila charm is really working for me.) Then I'm gonna have crazy animal sex with these chicks until the sun comes up...or until they beg me to stop."
Then, on Monday...respond with what really happened.
i.e. I ended up playing Halo 3 for 28 hours straight, taking breaks only to pee, and eat something that smelled like fish. I did manage to go out for a little while Sunday afternoon when my mom turned the power off in my room. I ended up at my friends house, where we played Halo 3, and he kept complaining that my breath smelled like something that smelled like fish.
Let's see how hope turns into reality over the span of one Alaskan weekend.
By the way...
I plan on sitting on my ass, only to get up every now and then to work out, so that my ass I sit on will get smaller. I will be going to Platinum Jaxx tonight (Friday) to look at all the women I am too fat to talk to. Then I'll go home...eat something that smells like fish (No wife jokes please.) Then spend the next two days watching football, and farting several times. I promise you, I will NOT get laid this weekend. That is a gaurentee.
Thank you,
-Bob