Bob & Mark 106.5

Either he hates me, or LOVES me.

By Bob | September 5, 2007

So this big muscle bound dude starts yelling at me at the Megadeth show. he is flipping me off and calling me a f***ing Fag**t! I have no idea what this guy is yelling at me for, and at first I thought it was a joke, so I wave at him and say "Hey, what's up?"

He keeps calling me an effing fag**ot, and telling me how much the morning show sucks.

I have to get closer to this dude to hear what the hell he is saying, so I jump up on the riser holding the retaining wall,and lean in to hear his wisdom.

I ask him, "what the hell are you screaming about?"

He then lays out this gem.

"YOU ARE A FU**ING FAG**OT, AND YOUR SHOW SUCKS, YOU MAKE PEOPLE DRINK A GALLON OF CHOCOLATE MILK, AND YOU TALK ABOUT POLITICS...YOU ARE A FU**ING FAG*OT!"

Uh......................what?

That was what he has waited his whole life to tell me?

Then after I tell him to just enjoy the show, and not let my show bother him, he calls me a fu**ing Fag*ot again, I tell him to fu** off, he tells me to fu** off, then we exchange a few more fu** offs, and I smile and go back to stand next to the stage.

Then I try to make some peace and offer him and his girlfriend a bottle of water.(it was really hot in the Egan....maybe I'm just a fu**ing fag*ot, but it was hot!) He tells me to fu** off and flips me off a couple more times.

Okay?

Then during the concert he keeps blowing me kisses.

?????

And I'm the FU**ING FAG*OT?

So, to the big muscle bound dude with the braided beard at the Megadeth concert tonight. in the white wife beater....

I'm glad you finally got the chance to tell me what you thought of me, I'm sure it was a big moment for you.

Next time you might want to come up with something better than calling me a fu**ing fag*ot about a dozen times and complaining about chocolate milk and politics.

I hope you enjoyed Megadeth, and if I offended you by not appreciating your machismo and all those kisses you threw my way, it's because I am not a fu**ing fag*ot.

Sorry about your small penis, and the need to compensate for it by yelling at me at a rock concert.

Buck up little camper, I'm sure all those big muscles will come in handy when you are spanking it thinking of me railing you like a three dollar whore.

Keep dreaming.

kisses.

-Bob Lester
106.5 K-Whale

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